Siminal Simon- Pole dancing Unisex T-shirt

Not every monkey is destined to write Shakespeare. Some just want to dance.

Simon has found his calling, and he's fully committed to the routine. Equal parts confidence, chaos, and questionable elegance, this design is guaranteed to get a second look.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may increase your confidence, but pole-dancing ability is sold separately.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat