Mariah Could Never Corkwood Coaster Set

This coaster features another legendary headline act from our morning bathroom concert series. This time, our star chimp is striking a true Mariah Carey-inspired pose—eyes closed in pure artistic focus, holding one hand up to his ear to monitor those flawless high notes while belting out an absolute powerhouse ballad into his trusted shower microphone. Placed beneath the bold Siminal logo, it captures that unadulterated diva energy we all feel when the shower steam hits.

Fun, durable, and packed with high-volume personality, it’s a brilliant addition to any coffee table or desk that needs a bit of main-stage energy.

Warning: Using this coaster may result in spontaneous tabletop drumming, a sudden urge to hit a dramatic key change while pouring your coffee, and your guests asking, "Is he dropping a platinum album in there?"

Product features
- High-gloss printed MDF top for bright, detailed color
- Natural cork backing to prevent sliding and protect surfaces
- Set of four coasters — consistent design across each piece
- Slim 0.16" (0.4 cm) profile, easy to stack and store
- Single size: 3.75" × 3.75" (9.5 × 9.5 cm)

Care instructions
- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth