Siminal The Morning After T-Shirt

This tee captures this queen tiptoeing through the city park at 6:00 AM, executing the ultimate "dirty stop out" walk of shame. Headband still on, shades in hand, a Siminal tote bag over the shoulder, and a pair of killer high heels in hand —because let's be honest, nobody is walking home in those after a night like that. He’s got that specific, thousand-yard stare of someone who had an absolute blinder of a night but is currently regretting every single one of his life choices as the birds start to chirp.

Witty, relatable, and unapologetically chaotic, this graphic tee is for anyone who has ever had to do the early morning stride of pride (or shame) in yesterday’s clothes.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause phantom hangovers, a sudden craving for a greasy breakfast roll, and people asking, "So... did you ever find your other shoe?"

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching
- DTG/DTF printed graphics for sharp black-and-white illustration and crisp sleeve/neck details
- OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors