Siminal Orangutan Loofah performance Cork Coaster

This coaster features the latest powerhouse addition to our bathroom concert lineup: an orangutan giving an absolute masterclass in stage presence. Standing dead centre beneath the spray, he’s gripping a loofah like a vintage microphone, mouth wide open as he anchors down a heavy, soul-stirring bassline. Sitting right above the bold Siminal logo, it captures that pure, unbothered confidence of someone who knows the acoustics are entirely on their side.

Durable, heavy-duty, and packed with main-character energy, it’s the perfect resting spot for your drinks when you're just trying to coast through the morning.

Warning: Using this coaster may lead to dramatic, slow-motion coffee sipping, an urge to hum intensely while making toast, and guests asking, "Is he dropping a soul album, or just rinsing off?"

Product features
- High-gloss full-color print on MDF top
- Cork backing prevents sliding and protects surfaces
- Set of four 3.75" × 3.75" coasters
- Slim 0.16" (0.4 cm) thickness
- Vibrant, durable printing for crisp colors

Care instructions
- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth