Mini Simon nips Tank Top - Limited Edition

This crop vest doubles down on Simon’s signature unbothered energy, strategically placing his deadpan stare exactly where everyone is bound to look anyway. It’s bold, completely ridiculous, and brilliantly meta. Why settle for a regular graphic print when you can have two tiny Simons perfectly positioned to stare back at anyone trying to catch your eye?

Simple, daring, and packed with personality, it’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone who loves an unapologetic conversation starter.

Warning: Wearing this top will cause intense eye-contact-but-not-quite-eye-contact, double-takes at the gym, and people asking, "Are those... Simons?"

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean