Siminal Simon having a squat T-shirt

Meet Simon—master of the deep squat and professional observer of absolutely everything. Whether he's people-watching, contemplating life's biggest questions, or simply taking a well-earned pause, Simon knows that sometimes the best move is to stay exactly where you are.

Simple, relaxed, and full of personality, this tee is for anyone who appreciates life's quieter moments—or has perfected the art of looking busy while doing very little.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may lead to prolonged squatting, thoughtful staring into the distance, and people asking, "You alright there?"

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric — 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular, seamless body with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design — sharp, detailed print
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfortable, safe wear
- Classic relaxed fit and crew neckline — durable, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat