Siminal - What's your shower song? Crewneck Sweatshirt

This tee brings you a 6-panel backstage pass to the ultimate simian concert series, where everyone is a headliner. In the top left, we have a chimp channeling her inner Mariah Carey, hitting those impossible glass-shattering whistle tones into a shampoo bottle. Down in the corner, the gorilla is keeping it strictly old-school, coolly snapping his fingers to a slow, smooth blues rhythm while the steam rises. Throw in an orangutan belting a ballad with a loofah and a baboon is completely locked in, spitting fast-paced bars.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause unprovoked finger-snapping, a sudden urge to drop a quick freestyle while rinsing out your conditioner, and roommates asking, "Did you really need to perform a headline set at 7:00 AM?"

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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