{"product_id":"siminal-the-morning-after-illustration-t-shirt-casual-tee-black-white-graphic","title":"Siminal The Morning After T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThis tee captures this queen tiptoeing through the city park at 6:00 AM, executing the ultimate \"dirty stop out\" walk of shame. Headband still on, shades in hand, a Siminal tote bag over the shoulder, and a pair of killer high heels in hand —because let's be honest, nobody is walking home in those after a night like that. He’s got that specific, thousand-yard stare of someone who had an absolute blinder of a night but is currently regretting every single one of his life choices as the birds start to chirp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWitty, relatable, and unapologetically chaotic, this graphic tee is for anyone who has ever had to do the early morning stride of pride (or shame) in yesterday’s clothes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eWearing this shirt may cause phantom hangovers, a sudden craving for a greasy breakfast roll, and people asking, \"So... did you ever find your other shoe?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, clean drape\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed graphics for sharp black-and-white illustration and crisp sleeve\/neck details\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified; ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57974389702920,"sku":"28045414576919798917","price":27.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57974389735688,"sku":"22641195574423011508","price":27.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57974389768456,"sku":"26955330459617668051","price":27.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57974389801224,"sku":"13068125312554339807","price":27.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57974389833992,"sku":"33709289535287802602","price":27.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":57974389866760,"sku":"41598189666103185838","price":27.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/4487\/9880\/files\/7700413494010497232_2048.jpg?v=1781023380","url":"https:\/\/siminalclothing.com\/products\/siminal-the-morning-after-illustration-t-shirt-casual-tee-black-white-graphic","provider":"SiminalClothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}