{"product_id":"siminal-shower-singing-gorilla-cork-coaster","title":"Siminal Orangutan Loofah performance Cork Coaster","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThis coaster features the latest powerhouse addition to our bathroom concert lineup: an orangutan giving an absolute masterclass in stage presence. Standing dead centre beneath the spray, he’s gripping a loofah like a vintage microphone, mouth wide open as he anchors down a heavy, soul-stirring bassline. Sitting right above the bold Siminal logo, it captures that pure, unbothered confidence of someone who knows the acoustics are entirely on their side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eDurable, heavy-duty, and packed with main-character energy, it’s the perfect resting spot for your drinks when you're just trying to coast through the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Using this coaster may lead to dramatic, slow-motion coffee sipping, an urge to hum intensely while making toast, and guests asking, \"Is he dropping a soul album, or just rinsing off?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- High-gloss full-color print on MDF top\u003cbr\u003e- Cork backing prevents sliding and protects surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Set of four 3.75\" × 3.75\" coasters\u003cbr\u003e- Slim 0.16\" (0.4 cm) thickness\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, durable printing for crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cork \/ 3.75\" × 3.75\" \/ Square","offer_id":57974403105032,"sku":"34836897930142125688","price":14.92,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/4487\/9880\/files\/15870072219709087876_2048.jpg?v=1781023530","url":"https:\/\/siminalclothing.com\/products\/siminal-shower-singing-gorilla-cork-coaster","provider":"SiminalClothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}