{"product_id":"siminal-cartoon-characters-white-graphic-tee","title":"Siminal Simon album cover T-shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhy have just one Simon when you can have the full existential lineup?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eFeaturing the man himself in three distinct stages of \"doing the absolute least,\" this tee captures the true spectrum of Simon’s daily routine. On the left, we have the Pre-Squat Lean—perfect for assessing if a bench is worth walking over to. In the middle, the Stand-and-Stare—a masterclass in looking completely blank yet deeply profound (bonus points for Simon wearing a t-shirt of himself wearing a t-shirt). And on the right, the Casual Side-Step, executed only when physical movement becomes entirely unavoidable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eSimple, meta, and effortlessly cool, this tee is for the multi-faceted loiterer who knows that doing nothing is a full-time job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Wearing this shirt may cause people to double-take, question the fabric of reality, and ask, \"Wait, is that shirt wearing itself?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable, smooth fabric for sharp prints\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label and ethical cotton sourcing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57992959295752,"sku":"24157848939426628471","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57992959328520,"sku":"18353851708174585825","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57992959361288,"sku":"22599936636693118729","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57992959394056,"sku":"12803723152721709530","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57992959426824,"sku":"24206635274945961523","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":57992959459592,"sku":"26484888227688113986","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":57992959492360,"sku":"25240887887793628155","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":57992959525128,"sku":"22633126813060609022","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/4487\/9880\/files\/5895686489612406470_2048.jpg?v=1781203758","url":"https:\/\/siminalclothing.com\/products\/siminal-cartoon-characters-white-graphic-tee","provider":"SiminalClothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}