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This time, our star chimp is striking a true Mariah Carey-inspired pose—eyes closed in pure artistic focus, holding one hand up to his ear to monitor those flawless high notes while belting out an absolute powerhouse ballad into his trusted shower microphone. 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Standing dead centre beneath the spray, he’s gripping a loofah like a vintage microphone, mouth wide open as he anchors down a heavy, soul-stirring bassline. Sitting right above the bold Siminal logo, it captures that pure, unbothered confidence of someone who knows the acoustics are entirely on their side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eDurable, heavy-duty, and packed with main-character energy, it’s the perfect resting spot for your drinks when you're just trying to coast through the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Using this coaster may lead to dramatic, slow-motion coffee sipping, an urge to hum intensely while making toast, and guests asking, \"Is he dropping a soul album, or just rinsing off?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- High-gloss full-color print on MDF top\u003cbr\u003e- Cork backing prevents sliding and protects surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Set of four 3.75\" × 3.75\" coasters\u003cbr\u003e- Slim 0.16\" (0.4 cm) thickness\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, durable printing for crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cork \/ 3.75\" × 3.75\" \/ Square","offer_id":57974403105032,"sku":"34836897930142125688","price":14.92,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/4487\/9880\/files\/15870072219709087876_2048.jpg?v=1781023530"},{"product_id":"showering-gibbon-coaster-corkwood-coaster-set-funny-primate-illustration","title":"Showering Gibbon Coaster Corkwood Coaster Set","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThis high-quality coaster brings a solo snapshot from our legendary morning concert series straight to your coffee table. It features our favorite chimp channeling her absolute inner Mariah Carey—eyes wide, hand over chest, fully locked into an emotional, glass-shattering high note right under the running water. Placed right above the bold Siminal logo, it adds the perfect splash of high-energy drama to your living room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eDurable, conversation-starting, and incredibly expressive, it’s the ultimate resting spot for your morning coffee or your evening beverage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Using this coaster may result in sudden, dramatic table-tapping, an urge to hit an 8-octave vocal run while waiting for your kettle to boil, and guests asking, \"Is she... singing in the shower?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- High-gloss printed MDF top for bright, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Cork backing to prevent sliding and protect surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Set of four coasters — consistent design across pieces\u003cbr\u003e- Slim 0.16\" (0.4 cm) thickness for low-profile use\u003cbr\u003e- 3.75\" × 3.75\" (9.5 × 9.5 cm) one-size squares\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Cork \/ 3.75\" × 3.75\" \/ Square","offer_id":57974403498248,"sku":"79791548665881117437","price":14.92,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0977\/4487\/9880\/files\/17724709285024364148_2048.jpg?v=1781023544"}],"url":"https:\/\/siminalclothing.com\/collections\/homeware.oembed","provider":"SiminalClothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}